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Foxtrot

Foxtrot Wainscot Hottentot III


That'll be the one with the fake ’tache and the monocle. He’s the boss round here, oldest of the lot of us, even if he don't look more’n a nipper. Smart with it too, that scamp. Yer might think that moustache and monocle is a daft disguise, but close yer eyes, eh?
 Right, now try and tell us the colour of his peepers or how many freckles on his nose.
 See? All's any groanhuff is gonna mind is the ’tache and monocle on some boy what looks around ten. Ain't so daft now, is he? Fox’s a cunning little stunt.
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